Music Festival Junkie Gifts

'I think we've blagged our way into the wrong festival.'

'I came back from the music festival half deaf, it turned out to be mud in my ears.'

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Face painting.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Southwark Fair.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Rainbow Quartet

"Free Bird!"

Pearly King and Queen

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Quartet.

Liam Gallagher.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Plum jam...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Running of the Brie

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994