Music Festival Enthusiast Gifts

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Rock Concert

Glastonbury Set List - Weather Girls, Muddy Waters, Wet Wet Wet, Mud.

"Okay babe - let's rock 'n roll."

"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

Glastonbury. After.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Face painting.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

At the rock concert...

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Kritik's Korner

Rainbow Quartet

"Free Bird!"

Pearly King and Queen

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Liam Gallagher.

Quartet.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Running of the Brie

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Ray Davies

Earth Mother

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"