Music Festival Enthusiast Mugs

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

Rock Concert

"Okay babe - let's rock 'n roll."

"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

Glastonbury. After.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

At the rock concert...

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Rainbow Quartet

Pearly King and Queen

"Free Bird!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Quartet.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Running of the Brie

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

Earth Mother

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

I came, I saw, I partied!

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...