Music Festival Fan Mugs

"Free Bird!"

Lemmings Crowd Surf

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Face painting.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Italica

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Rainbow Quartet

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Pearly King and Queen

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Tina Turner

Quartet.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

The Running of the Brie

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Earth Mother

I came, I saw, I partied!

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

The Month of August

"Spaghetti Rave"