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Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"I guess you kids have time to listen to my Woodstock stories now!"

Grandpa would sing me to sleep with songs from a special, wonderful place called 'Woodstock."

'I'm with the band.'

Ravers.

Pill testing

Glastonbury. After.

A Symphony of Penguins

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Southwark Fair.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Rainbow Quartet

"Free Bird!"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Pearly King and Queen

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Quartet.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

The Running of the Brie