Summer Festival Lover Gifts

Face painting - children have no faces

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cimafunk

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Face painting.

Cariactures

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Bacchus.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Chano Pozo,

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Clown Face Painting

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

The Running of the Brie

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Earth Mother

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

"My feet are cold."

"Spaghetti Rave"

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."