Summer Festival Gifts

"Is it just me, or are things getting easier these days?"

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bunting

Face painting children with no facial features.

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

Gas prices are down a dime!

Ice cream seller

Glastonbury. After.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The experienced backpacker.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Face painting.

Holiday time.

Beach con-man.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Beach Barbecue

Hiding the electronics.

Tension filled the tent.