Summer Festival Gifts

"Is it just me, or are things getting easier these days?"

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bunting

Face painting children with no facial features.

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

Gas prices are down a dime!

Ice cream seller

Glastonbury. After.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The experienced backpacker.

Mardi Gras

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

Face painting.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Holiday time.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Beach Barbecue

Hiding the electronics.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Pina Coladas