Summer Festival Goers Gifts

Dancing and Bunting

Glastonbury. After.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Cariactures

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bacchus.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Country Bumpkin.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Chano Pozo,

"Free Bird!"

Clown Face Painting

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Liam Gallagher.

Dancing at the Clubs.

The Running of the Brie

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"Mine's camper."

"Spaghetti Rave"

Face Painting.

Dino Fest

Ecstatic caravan

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.