Summer Concert Goer Gifts

Queuing for the Proms.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

EWE 2.

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

George Michael

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Elvis Presley

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

Eric Clapton.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Steve Howe.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Mark Knopfler.