Casual Concert Goer Gifts

Tambourine.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

EWE 2.

George Michael

Orchestra.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Italica

Bassoons.

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Eric Clapton.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Songbird.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Steve Howe.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Jimi Hendrix.

Jeff Beck.