Casual Partygoer Gifts

'We only drink at weekends, the rest of the week we are as miserable as sin...'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Peel poker.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Masquerade

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Carioca

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Cheers