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'We only drink at weekends, the rest of the week we are as miserable as sin...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

The devil you know and his plus one

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Masquerade

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Carioca

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Redhead

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Leo McKern

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Cheers