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Clapham Chappies.

'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Beers

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Reaper's Arms

Men's fragrances...

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Dog Bar with Toilets.