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melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

His & hers towels.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Professional woman in pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You lack spontaniety."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin