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'Let's just say that he was at the back of the queue when they handed out brains!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I think we may be related!"

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"You lack spontaniety."

"Whoa! Was that today?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

The Reaper's Arms

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."