Pub Night Aficionado Gifts

'Let's just say that he was at the back of the queue when they handed out brains!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"I think we may be related!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'You can't come in here with that.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"