Pub Hopping Enthusiast Gifts

Shower

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

City Boy.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Professional woman in pub

Drunken singers in a public house

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The Reaper's Arms

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'