Pub Hopping Gifts

Bar. "Unwind"? I thought you were solar-powered.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Do I drink to excess? My dear, I drink to ANYTHING!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beers

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Just the one...

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'