Bar Hopping Gifts

'They've set the bar too high!'

"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."

"The Bells, The Bells."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Boozer's Week.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'Another Ahab?'

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

How can you tell it's a gay pub?

'When I drink, I don't drive. I stay right here where it's safe and cozy.'

'Well, you DO have free will... you just choose to be a fatalist.'

'Do you ever worry about getting the D.T.'s?'

Just the one...

"Wow, interactive people"

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

British Drinking Culture.

Butterflies entering a Butterly collectors bar - "...stay calm, act natural, just try to blend in."

Bar. You clones are all alike! Is that a compliment or not?

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I had a bit of 'slap 'n' tickle' with her last night. I tickled her and she slapped me."

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Enemies of Bill W. Pub

"C'mon - drink up Dr. Watson. . . don't you have a Holmes to go to?"

Troublemakers Bar - 'St,,,stirred, not shaken,'

'It's a new government-approved beer glass to prevent binge drinking.'

'If the opposite sex insisted on devouring YOUR head and laying thousands of eggs in YOUR carcass, then perhaps celibacy wouldn't seem like such an unreasonable lifestyle option!'

'No, I'm not here to grant your wishes. I'm here to tell you that you've had way too much to drink and you're starting to hallucinate!'

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

"O.K., Let's try this scenario..."

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

Bill and Irwins Last Visit To the logger's Bar

First Bar of Spring

"You're right. I should have expected slimy characters in this place."