Bar Hoppers Gifts

Shingles Bar.

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

Fresh Lobster

"I only come in here to let off a little steam."

"Sorry, I don't date older men."

"You're in the wrong place, pal! This is a crow bar!"

'You know, I'm very attracted to you.'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Never mind your astrological sign, what's your net worth?"

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'It's from the customer at the end of the bar.'

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

Two drunken men trying to fit into the same coat.

Vegetables at a bar with vegetable bathroom signs in the background.

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."

"What are you? A money clip? Get outta here! This is a singles bar."

Flight attendants' night out.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

No shirt, no shoes, no problem.

They're mostly harmless

Beer $.50. When Francine started calling me "Dumpling" I should have known that she was planning to dump me.

Either I'm sitting on a bidet, or there's something seriously wrong. ?

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"So, you come here often?"

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Best Before 5th Pint.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'