Bar Hoppers Pillows

Shingles Bar.

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

"I only come in here to let off a little steam."

"Sorry, I don't date older men."

'You know, I'm very attracted to you.'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Never mind your astrological sign, what's your net worth?"

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'It's from the customer at the end of the bar.'

'Don't email me. I'll email you.'

Two drunken men trying to fit into the same coat.

Vegetables at a bar with vegetable bathroom signs in the background.

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."

"What are you? A money clip? Get outta here! This is a singles bar."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Just the one...

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"