Bar Hopping Buff Gifts

"Care to come over to my front lawn?"

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

The Alpha Seltzer

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Beer Stall

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

Surreal ale

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes