Bar Hopping Aficionado Gifts

"I don't actually speak them, but I know the names of lots of languages."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Next Round Indicator

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'