Bar-hop Aficionado Gifts

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Beer Stall

"An everything Martini, please."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Rap music

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Just the one...

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Last Chance For Reality

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Next Round Indicator

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.