Bar-hop Aficionado T-Shirts

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Beer Stall

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

Best Before 5th Pint.

"An everything Martini, please."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Kritik's Korner

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Last Chance For Reality

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

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