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"It's a jolly drinking song but I can't make it past the first few bars."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Best Before 5th Pint.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Sober Tooth Tiger

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'My - You've matured, my dear.'