
... Harold at the stomach pump.
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... Harold at the stomach pump.
'Intelligent Design? My arse!'
5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?
'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'
You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?
"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'
Dolphin friendly tuna
Best Before 5th Pint.
Beer Stall
Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'
'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'
“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”
Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk
"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."
"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."
'I like you, you've got balls.'
Just the one...
'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'
'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'
'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'
"The Ususal, Mr. B?"
'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.
'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'
"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."
"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."
"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"
'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'
'My - You've matured, my dear.'
Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes
Next Round Indicator
'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'
That dolphin drinks like a fish.
'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.
'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'
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