Bar Hopper Gifts

Bob and Steve noticed no one else was wearing a collar. Suddenly they realised they were in a stray bar.

'Live Football Here' sign in a Pub is a literal warning.

It was the bottom of the fifth, and the bases were loaded.

"You reek masculinity."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Customers without designated drivers must be wearing clean underwear."

"Hey, keep it down, we're trying to have a conversation."

"As your doctor I recommend the Malbec."

People crawling towards pub toilets.

Police Warning - Happy Hour Ahead

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

British Drinking Culture.

'The usual.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"It's conceivable that I'd give you my phone number. It's also conceivable that an alien will burst out of my stomach and go on a killing rampage. Spoiler alert: only one of those things is going to happen."

"I attract two types of guys, too forward and too backward"

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

The landlord's a born again Christian

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

'I have to go. I promised my liver I wouldn't be late home.'

Enemies of Bill W. Pub

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."

"I'm in construction."

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

"I take it you're a very serious man."

Sober Tooth Tiger

'He's probably OK once you get to know him - Why don't we invite him out to dinner or something?'

ROUGH EDGES: The Marines

Answer to the news explosion

The Ol' Martini Hole

"Are you feeling all right, René? You haven't had an aperçu all night."