Boat Hopper Gifts

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Next Round Indicator

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"Your shout!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'