Port Hopper Gifts

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

1930's Lady.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Nature Lovers

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Next Round Indicator

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Your shout!"

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'