Hill Hopper Gifts

Nature Lovers

Club Antisocial

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"We're here, Harry."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"He's left out the staples"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.