Hill Hopper Gifts

Nature Lovers

Club Antisocial

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"It's a great work!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"He's left out the staples"

"We're here, Harry."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"Those old guys really had it!"