Happy Hopper Gifts

Here. There.

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Nature Lovers

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

Clubbing

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Bouncer.

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.'

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"They stay together for the money."

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'Coffee overload.'

Free Wifi

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

Baggage Horse

Barista

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Bear in a space suit meeting an alien.