Hobby Hopper Gifts

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Nature Lovers

Clubbing

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

"He's left out the staples"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"Those old guys really had it!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Warhol Exhibit

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

'It's an organic still life.'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

"I'm on the haywain."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

Artist with spot paintings

Artist in formaldehyde

"Of course the paint is still wet ... it's modern art!"