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All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Everything's gone up."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Nature Lovers

'You've had enough!'

Clubbing

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"I read 'Art News.'"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"It's a great work!"

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"He's left out the staples"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Warhol Exhibit