Shop Hopper Mugs

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Today's special... donuts.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Nature Lovers

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Everything's gone up."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Clubbing

'You've had enough!'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"It's a great work!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"He's left out the staples"

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Warhol Exhibit

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

Unfinished Masterpiece.