Sale Hopper Mugs

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Nature Lovers

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You've had enough!'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"It's a great work!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"He's left out the staples"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You're one of the short termed employed. You're out of here tomorrow."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"Those old guys really had it!"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

'It's an organic still life.'