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Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'You've had enough!'

Clubbing

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

Warhol Exhibit

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Bouncer.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

Free Wifi

'Coffee overload.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

"It has a cream base because we hate you."