Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.
Hot Topic Hopper Pillows
Add a pop of personality to their space with pillows that feature clever designs for hot topic hoppers. Ideal for lounging and inspiring intriguing conversations.
Today's special... donuts.
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'
"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."
'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."
'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'
'You've had enough!'
Clubbing
"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"
'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'
"Well, what's your recommendation?"
Daily Grind Coffee Cup
Warhol Exhibit
Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"
"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"
"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."
'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."
"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"
Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"
"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."
'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'
NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'
Bouncer.
"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"
Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)
'My patients are picking up so much medical knowledge through the media that I feel more like their consultant than their doctor.'
"Derek was really inspired by our minibreak to Florence."
Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.
'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'
Free Wifi
"It has a cream base because we hate you."
Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.
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