Comic Club Hopper Pillows

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Clubbing

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

"I see by your resume, you don't stay in one place long."

Gigolo Diary

Bouncer.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Baby clinging to beard

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

'...And in local weather, Ken's cologne has clashed with Trish's hair spray, causing a thunder shower over the news desk.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"You had me at pumpkin."

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'Is the divorce pool still open?'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

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