Comic Club Hopper Pillows

Crickets. Insect Comedian's Nightmare.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Clubbing

"Would you like to try them out?"

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

"Come on, drink up! Haven't you got gnomes to go to!?!"

"I see by your resume, you don't stay in one place long."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Bouncer.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Gigolo Diary

Baby clinging to beard

Beer goggles, whiskey binoculars and absinthe telescope.

Employment Office. I see by your resume that you don't stay in one place very long.

'...And in local weather, Ken's cologne has clashed with Trish's hair spray, causing a thunder shower over the news desk.'

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

"You had me at pumpkin."

Comedians believe there is a future in laughter.

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Next Coffee Shop 4M

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate