Hipster Cafe Hopper Pillows

When Anteaters Dine Out

Today's special... donuts.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You've had enough!'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Artisanal Pottery

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Baby clinging to beard

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"My god, those capers are huge!"

Free Wifi

'Coffee overload.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

"It's a fashion statement!"

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."