Restaurant Hopper Pillows

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"My god, those capers are huge!"

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Good grub guide.

'Oh no! He's actually eating it!'

'Will there be anything else?'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'I have the exact amount, but not a tip.' 'I'll add up the bill again.'

"And we have thousands of mouth watering 'likes' on Facebook."

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Today's special... donuts.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

I wish I'd had the review.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

1930's Lady.

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"Your meal sounded nice."