Resort Hopper Pillows

Cocktail umbrella.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

Today's special... donuts.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Nature Lovers

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

1930's Lady.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Sober Tooth Tiger

Next Round Indicator

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."