Resort Hopper Prints

Cocktail umbrella.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

Today's special... donuts.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

1930's Lady.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Nature Lovers

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

'You've had enough!'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Next Round Indicator

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Sober Tooth Tiger

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Easter Island moai as cocktails.