Station Hopper Prints

Please wake me at V...

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

My brilliant career

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Nature Lovers

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Sober Tooth Tiger

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Next Round Indicator

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"It's a great work!"

"Your shout!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'