House Hopper Prints

A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Nature Lovers

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'The roof needs icing.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"I read 'Art News.'"

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"He's left out the staples"

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Emigrating to France.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"It's a great work!"

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Home Foreclosed Home.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Realty. Remember

"Those old guys really had it!"

'This is close enough.'