House Hopper Gifts

A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Nature Lovers

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'The roof needs icing.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"I read 'Art News.'"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"He's left out the staples"

Emigrating to France.

"It's a great work!"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Home Foreclosed Home.

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

"Those old guys really had it!"

'This is close enough.'