State Hopper Gifts

Entering California, Keep it Real!

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Nature Lovers

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

Next Round Indicator

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"Your shout!"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."