State Hopper Pillows

Entering California, Keep it Real!

"This place has the best happy hour."

Club Antisocial

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Nature Lovers

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

Next Round Indicator

Sober Tooth Tiger

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"Your shout!"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Two for French Polynesia.'