State-hopper Humorist Pillows

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Beware of Don"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Uncle Donnie

John F. Kennedy

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.