High-flying Humorist Pillows

"Here's the deal. I'll fly the plane, and you make the excuses."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'I just got my wings. Now all I need is a pilot's license.'

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Flight simulator'

Do you mind if I mix a little business with pleasure and have a brief conversation with the waiter about the fly in my soup?

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Airport security - next step?

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Amongst the Culturati II.

Bra falling from the sky.

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"