High-flying Humorist Pillows

"Here's the deal. I'll fly the plane, and you make the excuses."

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'I just got my wings. Now all I need is a pilot's license.'

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

Cow Blue Arrows

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Flight simulator'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Airport security - next step?

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Amongst the Culturati II.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"This guy's been acting kinda funny."

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

Bra falling from the sky.

'You want to get me the owner's manual out of the glove compartment?'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

'I'm afraid we're out of whisky, sir -- the pilot drank it all.'

Flies prepare to duel with fly swatters.

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'